Freezing Temps in Northern Plains Increase Online Poker Activity

NEW YORK -- The Northern Plains finally felt the effects of a late winter with sub zero temperatures that left thermometers chilled under 0 degrees F. As residents went into hibernation, a massive
  pursuit for indoor entertainment brought about a Midwestern surge in online poker play according to representatives from UltimateBet,  one of the world's largest internet poker sites.

"Since winter has finally arrived, our site has seen a massive increase in online activity," said UltimateBet.com spokesperson, George MacLean. "As soon as temperatures drop and snow begins to fall, our player numbers rise as thoughts turn to Texas Holdem."

Winter poker tournaments and the promise of exercising one's mind from the warmth of the living room or home office caused a substantial spike in activity as the hopes for outdoor recreation ended with record low temperatures.